Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.
1942 – 2025
He didn't always make sense, but he always made content.
In loving confusing memory
We are gathered here not to say goodbye, but to honor a man whose every public moment felt like leaked alpha. Joe Biden wasn't just a man, he was a walking highlight reel of unfiltered chaos and whispered wisdom.
He didn't speak English. He remixed it.
Every sentence was a coin toss. Every press conference, a speedrun of confusion. He entered rooms with purpose and exited in any direction. He once battled Cornpop, invented Trunalimunumaprzure, and personally redefined gravity by falling up the stairs.
A pioneer in the art of invisible handshakes and dramatic pauses, Joe showed us that coherence is optional when the vibes are presidential.
Joe Biden inspired millions—not to lead, but to meme. And though he's gone, his legacy echoes through every awkward whisper, every memecoin, every "Listen here, Jack," and every citizen still wondering what he just said.
Rest easy, Joe.
You forgot us often…
But we'll never forget you.
THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. THE MEME.
THE MAN
Real? Maybe. Coherent? Not always. But he walked like he owned the timeline.
THE MYTH
Did he fight Cornpop? Did he whisper the markets bullish? Only the chain knows.
THE LEGEND
Trunalimunumaprzure wasn't just a word — it was a movement.
THE MEME
From gaffes to gas fees, he will always be our floor price president.
PRESIDENTIAL MEMORIES
The last coherent debate performance, 2020.
Dark Brandon rises. The meme that outlived the man.
Exiting Air Force One with the confidence of a man who has no idea where he is.
Meeting the people he claimed to represent. Or was it Cornpop's crew?
The infamous whisper. What wisdom was shared? We'll never know.
Waving goodbye to... something. Maybe his train of thought.
"Listen here, Jack!" - The pointing that launched a thousand memes.
The ultimate plot twist that never happened.
HIS GREATEST HITS
"Trunalimunumaprzure" - The word that ended English.
"You Ain't Black" - Peak voter outreach.
Whisper King: "Pay them more…"
The Cornpop Saga – A villain. A fable. A friend?
Invisible Handshake – Still shaking.
Stage Exit Speedrun – Any% confusion.
Presidential Confusion – Where am I?
Classic Biden Moments – A compilation.
Falling Asleep – Mid-climate conference nap.